Monday, September 26, 2011

this could happen

Stupid Relative Syndrome, also known as SRS, is very dangerous You may be suffering if you have constantly rolling eyes, fake smiles, a horrible headache, and the need to say "YOUR ALL IDIOTS" but no voice to say that with.

In more dangerous cases, you may find yourself running to the washroom just to cry because you cant get your emotions out in public, screaming to trees in the backyard, and mocking everything that happened on your way home in the car, causing roars of laughter.

Leading Doctors suspect that SRS is caused by visiting relatives that have no social skills. Other possiblities are they dont know how to host, are too pre-occupied with the "busy" life they lead. They have "no money" but spend on everything. They don't eat anything "unhealthily" and criticize your families eating choices. Also the slightest cold or idea of broken bones causes fear in these family members.

SRS is also caused mainly by relatives who are uncomfortable about the idea of a pre-existing condition, such as cancer and dont comprehend how you can still "Feel good" if you are so ill.

SRS has not killed anyone yet, but if not taken seriously, families may fall apart.

If you or a loved one has SRS please contact the SRS hotline 1-800-IC-STUPID-PPL***

*** this post was from my original blog on the site PlanetCancer.org. It is a great community, but it has changed****

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